Saddam Hussein, James Brown and Gerald Ford are having a drink with Richard Nixon in Heaven when a gorgeous blonde walks in to the bar. “Man! Who’s that?” asks Brown. “Her name’s America. And what I wouldn’t do to her!” replies Nixon.
“You’re telling me. I would dance up and down that body then fuck her senseless” says Brown.
“I would fuck America so hard she’d be calling out Allah’s name” says Saddam.
Ford says nothing. They turn to him.
“Well?” says Nixon.
“Oh,” replies Ford, “I was thinking about tearing America wide open, stealing her innocence, and fucking her like no President has ever done before. But who’d be there to pardon me when I was done?”.
Nixon turns back to his drink. “Shut up and drink, you fucking kill-joy”.
Sure it’s not funny. But it made you think.
